This time, it’s in the wilds of Ottawa, Ontario… where a Headless Horseman is terrorizing the locals.
It’s in an alternate reality apparently, because SLIDERS is mentioned somehow, and it also involves… Torchwood. [A SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN]
So it turns out that there’s a team of investigators from Torchwood investigating this Headless Horseman, who is believed to be a black man in disguise. [My dreams are racist, you guys, HELP!] when it turns out to be… a ROBOT!
He tries to hide under a pile of dead leaves and grass, but is found out because HIS PUMPKIN HEAD IS STILL STICKING OUT OF THE PILE.
This robot is confronted by a sexy lady, a random dude, and a sexy lady who is carrying the memories/core of her former robot lover who convinced her to move to Ottawa in the first place on a 3.5 INCH FLOPPY DISC!
Our “Horseman” treats the lady robot with no respect because the sexy lady robot appears to be weird to him. Why? Because she’s been punched in the face somehow and she has a broken neck. How can you tell? Because she has a ROCK ‘EM SOCK ‘EM ROBOT neck… [which was later edited by a GIANT PENCIL that came from NOWHERE]…
It’s later revealed that she’s a sex-bot when she inserts the disc into her system…
…and then I woke up.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL CRAP, PEOPLE?!
I had a really weird dream that basically was a live-action version of Calvin and Hobbes, which was actually really cool… but then Hobbes became fully real and visible as Calvin sees him because a random witch made him that way.
Later on, there was this giant battle between Calvin and 3 witches, one good and two bad, and Susie was helping. Susie, btw, was played by Chloe Moretz which was kind of awesome at the time… but yeah, the battles were intense and it all took place at my childhood home and stuff… and at one point Calvin dressed up like a superhero and tried to stop the witches and Hobbes was getting mad because Calvin was about to die and he had to team up with Susie and it was really weird and cool and kind of upsetting at parts…
And I don’t even know anymore… it was just insane.
Two days off… wat do?
New They Might Be Giants album is out today!
That is to say, it is not a kids album and I hope it’s as good as “The Else”…