"In anticipation of Joss Whedon’s upcoming superhero remake of the Night of 100 Stars, olfactory merchants JADS International have assembled a line of Avengers-themed fragrances. But upon reviewing these scents, we find them hopelessly non-canonical."
BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR FAT GUYS BECAUSE like if you’re skinny and you’re ugly well that sucks i guess but even if you’re insanely attractive as a fat guy you’re STILL NEVER GOING TO GET LAID
yeah no one likes them except for like the hundreds of thousands of people who are into husky dudes u know
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
That is all
Really? ‘Cause… I’m a paunchy dude and I gets it all the times.
Oh OP… you just don’t get it, do you? Like… at all. No sex for you. Ever.